A sign in a shoe repair store:
“We will heel you, we will save your sole, we will even dye for you!”

At an Eye Clinic:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place”.

In a Non-smoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action”.

Sign on the back of a Veolia Tank-Truck (carrying rubbish/sewage):
“Caution – This Truck is full of Promises of Politicians!!”.

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