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  Non-medical Student Attended a Medical Exam by Mistake

 A non-medical student attended a Medical exam by mistake.

See his answers -

1. Antibody - One who hates his body.

2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or Military, not sure.

3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria.

4. Coma - Punctuation Mark.

5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl.

6. Genes - Blue Denim.

7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work.

8. Liposuction - A French Kiss.

9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound that is above human hearing capacity, such as wife s talk.

10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards.

11. Dyspepsia - Difficulty in Drinking Pepsi.

12. Chicken Pox - A Non-Veg. Continental Dish.

13. CT Scan - Test for Identifying Person s
city.

14. Radiology - The Study of how Radio works.

15. Parotitis - Information About the Parrots.

ULTIMATE - !!!!!!

16. Urology: The study of European People.

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